The Toilet of Shame

When people ask what my greatest fear is, I usually say failure or something just as uninspired, but that’s not entirely true. I actively avoid failure, but to say that I’m terrified of it would pose logistical problems because there are mirrors everywhere. What really haunts me is my ever-present fear of clogging the toilet. … More The Toilet of Shame

Just Biden My Time

I think one of the primary metrics of how much you value yourself is what free things you’re willing to stand in line for, and how long. For instance, a reasonable person might agree to wait over an hour for a Hamilton ticket but not an ice cream sandwich. I, seasoned in waiting ridiculous lengths … More Just Biden My Time