Who Am I?

Nicole.

Things I am not terrible at

1) Speed eating

2) Avoiding responsibility

3) Pretending to know things

Five More Unnecessary Facts

1) I have Hitchhiker’s thumb. This is the only cool thing about me, and it’s not even that cool.

2) If you are alive, chances are I crave your approval.

3) I rely heavily on self-deprecating humor.

4) I regularly post on Sunday evenings, the time when master procrastinators such as myself feel the most alive.

5) I go through so many life crises that, to simplify things, I have begun to regard my entire life as one big crisis.

6) I can’t count.