Just Biden My Time

I think one of the primary metrics of how much you value yourself is what free things you’re willing to stand in line for, and how long. For instance, a reasonable person might agree to wait over an hour for a Hamilton ticket but not an ice cream sandwich. I, seasoned in waiting ridiculous lengths … More Just Biden My Time

Birthday Boys Are Wholly Unnecessary

If your response to “what’s the most essential component of a birthday party?” is the person who’s actually celebrating said birthday, you’re probably a reasonable person. And wrong, because the right answer is cake. Obviously. Thursday afternoon, the day before my friend’s birthday, I found myself scouring the streets with an oddly specific mission. The … More Birthday Boys Are Wholly Unnecessary