Even My Sleep Paralysis Demon Is a Disappointment

I’m not implying that I expected my sleep paralysis demon to be as cool as the other demons. I’m saying it. Meeting my sleep paralysis demon for the first time was like taking one of those Buzzfeed “What’s Your Spirit Animal” quizzes and getting something useless like “blobfish” or “Martin Shkreli.” Sleep paralysis is what … More Even My Sleep Paralysis Demon Is a Disappointment