Last week, I spontaneously booked tickets to a llama farm. Since then, for some reason, my loved ones (more accurately, the ten or so people I bother on occasion) had many questions, all of them some variant of “… Why?” The tone ranged from my friends’ curious “oh, why” to Mom’s pained “oh, WHY?” because, … More Why AREN’T You Seeing Llamas?
To those who say the best kind of fun can only occur spontaneously, I see your healthy, positive attitude toward life and raise you heavy skepticism. If I didn’t spend my summer scheduling myself a good time, I’d have never left my room since school let out and would’ve resorted to blogging about my slow … More In Memory of a Spider’s Last Stand
One of life’s unspoken rules, along with “treat others the way you want to be treated” and “let’s all pretend coconut water doesn’t taste like sweat,” is that the one time you deviate from doing the right thing when no one’s watching is, without fail, the time someone is paying attention. (To be clear, I’m … More Public Transportation Is Not for the Weak
I won’t pretend that, after the whole United Airlines fiasco, I wasn’t anticipating using my own hellish travel experience for blog content. Flying is so notoriously horrible that documenting my suffering almost seemed like low-hanging fruit, which I guess would mean more if I actually thought myself above easy pickings. Sitting in the terminal across … More I Became a Security Threat. How Was Your Weekend?